And old man turned ninety-eight.
He won the lottery and died the next day.
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay.
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late.
"Alanis Morissette - Ironic"
"It's like rain on your wedding day,
it's a free ride when you've already paid,
it's the good advice that you just didn't take.
Who would've thought, it figures..."
